When I was unable to use my mermaid tail, I managed to get some lad to give me his tight speedo knickers while i kept on my latex top. Latex proved a hit at the pool. I feel like I could get away with murder. Dressing as a latex mermaid is a cheeky way of getting the right attention. It’s fairly innocent, but this minx found a way of enjoying self bondage, in tight latex, in public hehehe. And any excuse to get some help for a slithering mermaid… proof is in the video here:
OK it might seem a bit pointless for the guys. Come to think about it, dont you need access to a decent pool?, and how do you even SHAG a mermaid anyway? well guys, there’s always the bathtub you can man heave us girlfish into. heh. I like strong arms mmmm. Wrap her in clingfilm and test out her squirming. If latex isn’t around, you can still play with that. I am so tiny I can fit both legs into a large moulded rubber stocking. Now that’s a cheap bondage sock!
I don’t want to tarnish the image of mermaid play as sex play. Mermaids are universally accepted as a safe aquaphile fantasy, safe enough even for our children to play with the idea of because sexual organs are something left out of the mystery. But to me, mermaids are still very sexual beings. As a kid I remember visual stories of them seducing men, and often being topless. It’s true I watched Bagpuss. Bagpuss?! (it was a show for tots and I distinctly remember the topless mermaid animation.) I even bought the DVD recently to prove my memory wasn’t false.
Anyway, back to using mermaid games as sex play.. well, I do anyway. Try it. Its a sweet way of getting over the lady if she’s abit coy about the latex thing, or bondage thing for that matter, let alone breathplay. See, you dont even need to do the whole sex thing. For a lady, the whole artful fantasy of feeling beautiful and graceful, helpless out of water, is foreplay. You’ll get great pictures in the bathtub even.
She’ll start to be aware of her body more, and work on that flexibility to get more arty results. And fellas!… dont think women don’t appreciate a dude in a shiny black rubber wetsuit. Get ‘yer asses down the lido with a monofin, you’ll soon work out those abs in the pool. Look after yourselves, Lady Onna likes to see men in rubber, train up and please us! Or do you need discipline?
Now ladies, I just gave you a big hint on how to go man fishing, in the safest possible way. Que the lifeguards, they normally have ace fit bodies. Sadly all these ones were taken though, and the boy who’s speedos I knicked (sorry …borrowed) I bloody scared him off cos this mermaid looks a bit of a shiny black sealskinned man eater!

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