Banished to your Latex Porn!

Stop feeling sorry for yourself if you think you have to watch it all alone! Stop and think if you are guilty of these things?

Do you keep a fetish wardrobe of stuff hidden rather than properly stored, bundled, or strewn wherever you last left it because you think you can get away with being a little untidy or hurridly hiding your fetish secrets? Don’t think that crushing it all in the allotted wardrobe is good enough my dear. You really think that you are taking care of things by allowing them to tear against each other each time you pull them out? I bet they are all stuck to each other!

Do you keep your fetish wardrobe spotlessly clean, I mean freshly clean, you should smell that lovely rubber like a perfume. It should be an aroma, but is there something wrong with the smell? Does it smell old or mouldy? Some of you plug playing pervs had better listen carefully, keep it separate, keep it fresh, theres no worse smell than rubber wardrobe contaminated with something old and off. It’s a natural product after all, susceptible to bacteria and decay, and you are putting that next to your skin…

Do you own latex that is more than so many years old, and you think thats alright don’t you, because after all no one else is going to see it right? I’m warning you, If I catch anyone with an old cheesy wardrobe I think I would sooner haul them to trash yard for being a horder along with the crumbly crappy wardrobe. Give me a slick new gimp not a crumbly  repair job one. I don’t want hand-me-down gimps.

Do you dutifully look after your latex, like the real asset that it is, do you fervently polish it to a mirror to match those boots, even taking it out of the wardrobe once in a while to reapply that slick gloss to it? Do you think a lady would no less look after her jewellery and not get it polished?

Think about all these things, are you guilty? Would a woman in her right mind pair up with someone who can’t take care of themselves personally, which is metaphoric to not brushing your teeth, let alone being able to look after your mistress and companion? No wonder you are banished to your latex porn alone.

Your latex wardrobe is personal, it represents you. She will see that, so take the best care you can of yourself, and she will see that too. You cannot adore, respect or love anyone more than what you have in yourself, she will see that you are lacking and incapable of your ability to care for her. Take heed my warning. If you run guilty of these facts watch that you have set yourself up to fail with women, and live with latex porn alone.

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Choose the right timing for Latex Porn

How unusual, I think I have a problem! How and when to introduce a new man in my life to latex porn? Well it shouldn’t be a problem should it? Considering everyone that knows me also knows that I know everything about rubber and latex porn, – he should be the least surprised person in my life. But wait, actually he knows nothing about fetish, nothing about any of this, he’s open to suggestion and ideas, supposedly, but up until now enjoyed quite a fulfilled and satisfied life without anything deviant. He says he has no desires, no games he wishes to play, no judgement of me, and although interested in ‘other things’ it’s not critical to the wellbeing of our new relationship.

Ideal!

I get to start a new life of exploration, but wait a minute… How do I even go near the fact that I know and have even done things that he probably hadn’t heard of, let alone if he really would accept! Hmmm dilemma. I know stuff, I am happy knowing stuff, I’m happy with latex porn in my life, and he knows it. But do I share it, do I expect him to share it with me? Do I want him to share it with me? If not, am I keeping the old cliché relationship secret? Not if he agrees he couldn’t care less! All the more for me then!

For a minute there I was feeling bad again that I would dare admit to someone that having a fetish means I get turned on by something out of his control, but where the problem would be is if he couldn’t turn me on, and then I had to rely on my latex porn. But this isn’t the case, I can choose if I want to go watch it, and get all hot and bothered by it, but then he will only receive the outcome of that.  It’s not like he’s going to say no, nor do I have to shut my eyes and think of nothing but latex porn to carry on. So my question has changed from how and when to introduce him to latex porn, to DO I? Not if I can help it! This is my little thing which he accepts and he can ask if he wants it. (Mean while I have the upper hand and control over what I want heh heh, so I can still put ideas in his head!)

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